Of a BlackBerry Curve!  Right here baby…

Gosh I just feel so high tech!  It has GPS!  It takes pictures!  I have a Gin and Juice ring tone!  I can use it to TWITTER, for crissake! 

Will my laptop grow jealous of her?  Possibly.  I may need to keep them separated. 

CNN is reporting this morning that some group of hack scientists can predict whether or not your kid is going to be athletic based on some genetic testing.

Related Article Here.

And this makes total sense.  Because I am a lazy bum, even despite my best efforts to be a world-class athlete.  Now I understand that I have a genetic predisposition to eat nachos and hate stairs.  Fucking Michael Phelps.  He thinks he’s so awesome.  Take away those genes and what do you have?  (Besides an incredible ass?)  Just a goofy looking white boy with gills.