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I need a new pair of genes…
CNN is reporting this morning that some group of hack scientists can predict whether or not your kid is going to be athletic based on some genetic testing.
And this makes total sense. Because I am a lazy bum, even despite my best efforts to be a world-class athlete. Now I understand that I have a genetic predisposition to eat nachos and hate stairs. Fucking Michael Phelps. He thinks he’s so awesome. Take away those genes and what do you have? (Besides an incredible ass?) Just a goofy looking white boy with gills.
