Archive for the ‘Hey Q’ Category
Pick Up the Floss Phone!
Dear Q,
I’ve been trying to call you on the floss phone for about a year, and I’m beginning to wonder if you’re avoiding me purposely. You will not believe all of the places I’ve been in the last year – the depths of despair, the heights of happiness and even Baltimore! I managed to find you a few presents along the way, too.
(There is a theme here. Just go with it.)
I tried so very hard to find some of the elusive glitter bunnies that we’ve been chasing, but I’m afraid they are much smarter than I. They have these amazing contraptions called “burrows,” in which they run and hide, and then pop out to throw rocks at their predators. The rocks hurt, and I cried, but I kept trying to catch one for you.
I failed, and I hang my head in shame.
Now that we have coincidentally made it back to BG at the same time, I will try my best to make it up to you. I promise.
Love and Arson,
Lore
P.S. I found those naked pics you were looking for. Let’s talk ransom.
Once Upon a Time
I had a best friend.
She was recently eaten by the EcoMonster.
I am asking for memorials to be sent to me in the form of olives, hummus or crushed ice.
LeSigh.
Isn’t it funny…
That we both looked just like those images? Well, except, I didn’t notice your pocket watch.
