I had a best friend.

She was recently eaten by the EcoMonster.

I am asking for memorials to be sent to me in the form of olives, hummus or crushed ice.

LeSigh.

That we both looked just like those images? Well, except, I didn’t notice your pocket watch.

Are you gonna dress up like a bunny on Saturday?

MySpace Graphics/Layouts!

Hypothetically, what kind of prize would you offer for a foil foreskin sculpture contest?

Anyone want to guess what it is? I’ll give you a hint – POON.