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Hey Lore!
Well alrighty then.
See, I’d like to claim I was doing all kinds of bunny-glitterish shit the past year, but the reality is that I’ve been spending inordinate amounts of my time scratching my head and digging the white stuff from my scalp out from under my fingernails.
Let’s call it a creative stasis.
But I’ve been reawakened by the promise of internet glories and a longing for the intermingling of another soul who understands my love of the weird. (That would be you.)
So, yeah. Let’s get it on.
Hey Lore!
So…what’s the deal? Are we going to resurrect this bitch, or what? I’m thinking it would be a real shame to waste all this truly brilliant internet crap which we’ve so carefully, lovingly compiled. It’s been a year, but what the hell?
Let me know what you think. I’m waiting here with baited breath for your response.
Love,
The Q
So, yeah.

Photo Credit: AmahRah58
Every time we meet it seems like we don’t even get started. Then it’s time to go. And for weeks afterward I realize how impactful our time together really was.
It’s never verbal or even emotional. Just sort of–a comingling of spirits.
I’m still not sure what role you’re supposed to play in my life. But whatever it is, I’m certain that I’m better for knowing you.
Thank you for what you’ve done. Not only for me–but for many other people. I’m simply too selfish to be what you are…but that doesn’t mean I don’t recognize and appreciate it.
ADQ
Foil Foreskin Contest Prize Ideas…
1. Subtle Butt disposable gas neutralizers. ($9.95)
2. ShamWow! ($19.95)
3. Hillary Clinton Bowl Buddy ($19.95)
4. A USB Circus Canon ($35.00)
5. A fetus cookie cutter ($9.95)
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