I’ll be Rose if you want to be Dorothy!

Did you know that I am a female Jack Black?

Photo Credit:  AmahRah58

Every time we meet it seems like we don’t even get started.  Then it’s time to go.  And for weeks afterward I realize how impactful our time together really was.

It’s never verbal or even emotional.  Just sort of–a comingling of spirits.

I’m still not sure what role you’re supposed to play in my life.  But whatever it is, I’m certain that I’m better for knowing you.

Thank you for what  you’ve done.  Not only for me–but for many other people.  I’m simply too selfish to be what you are…but that doesn’t mean I don’t recognize and appreciate it.

ADQ

hyeah

What the fuck are you doing?

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1.  Subtle Butt disposable gas neutralizers. ($9.95)

2.  ShamWow!  ($19.95)

3.  Hillary Clinton Bowl Buddy ($19.95)

4.  A USB Circus Canon ($35.00)

5.  A fetus cookie cutter ($9.95)

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So, yeah.  What’s the deal with doorstops?

Guess what? Its Saturday! Its 2 days until life returns back to normal! Its the day I get to clean out my closet and prepare to donate half of my household goods to other people.

48 hours until school is back in session for the kids!

Until then, please enjoy this little ditty from the waybackmachine…