There is no escape.
People who send spam to me
Are going to hell.

I love the banjo.
It gets me in touch with my
Ancient cracker roots.

Cancer is common;
But it still comes as a shock
When its your family.

Obama needs more
Than one week as President
To affect real change.

There is nothing like

Listening to Neil Diamond

And surfing the 'net.

I can't sleep at night.
My eyes, nose, ears, throat itching.
Damn you, oak pollen!

The zoo can be fun;

But we needed a stiff breeze

By the rhino cage.

Gaza is a mess.

Both sides have some good points, but

The new year is here.
I am waiting patiently
For the morning light.

I have a headache
Because I watched CNN
Twelve hours today.