Archive for the ‘Hai-Q’ Category

Hai-Q #13: Fuckers

Some people online

Lack communication skills.

They are just fuckers.

Hai-Q #12: Listerine

Listerine is a

Liquid made from the piss of

Hungover dragons.

Hai-Q #11: Ow!

You don’t fuck with a

Big rock in the middle of

God’s Own Creation.

Hai-Q #10

There is no escape.
People who send spam to me
Are going to hell.

Hai-Q #9

I love the banjo.
It gets me in touch with my
Ancient cracker roots.

Hai-Q #8

Cancer is common;
But it still comes as a shock
When its your family.

Hai-Q #6

Obama needs more
Than one week as President
To affect real change.

Hai-Q #5

There is nothing like

Listening to Neil Diamond

And surfing the 'net.

Hai-Q #4

I can't sleep at night.
My eyes, nose, ears, throat itching.
Damn you, oak pollen!

Hai-Q #4

The zoo can be fun;

But we needed a stiff breeze

By the rhino cage.