Archive for March, 2009
Ten Things – 3/25/09
1. This is the only good reason to shop at the Dollar Store. Well, this and cheap candy.
2. Upholding an age-old tradition, the Pope will once again be responsible for the deaths of millions.
3. Americans hate science.
4. Is it (finally) time for Muslims to start taking back Islam from the fanatical, hateful fools who have had a stranglehold on it for so long? I vote YES!
5. Jewel shaped ice cubes. I would totally use the hell out of these.
6. This woman is 130 years old. That means she was 47 years old in 1926. Holy shit!
7. The Q Speaks + Web Dross = More New Math
8. Social networking has jumped the shark. Cute as Hell is a social networking site for…animals.
9. Song of the Day:
10. Todays TQS Poll:
So, yeah.

Photo Credit: AmahRah58
Every time we meet it seems like we don’t even get started. Then it’s time to go. And for weeks afterward I realize how impactful our time together really was.
It’s never verbal or even emotional. Just sort of–a comingling of spirits.
I’m still not sure what role you’re supposed to play in my life. But whatever it is, I’m certain that I’m better for knowing you.
Thank you for what you’ve done. Not only for me–but for many other people. I’m simply too selfish to be what you are…but that doesn’t mean I don’t recognize and appreciate it.
ADQ
Isn’t it funny…
That we both looked just like those images? Well, except, I didn’t notice your pocket watch.
Retreat!
I work hard. In fact, as I type this blog post it is almost 1:00 am. I've been working for the past six hours, taking advantage of the time my kids are in bed to focus on my job and current projects. Most of my days are like this. It's just par for the course when you're a freelancer and entrepreneur.
But even a self-proclaimed workaholic needs to take time off once in a while. And that is exactly what I'm planning to do this weekend.
For the past seven years–since before the birth of my twins–I've been actively engaged in online message board communities. I've met some fascinating people on the internet (not the least of which is my best friend Melia Lore). We've shared ups and downs—everything from births to deaths to job losses to job successes. We know the intimate details of each other's sex lives, finances, addictions and fears.
While I have had the pleasure of meeting Lore several times in person, there are many other close friends that I have never met in person; women who I have come to know and love through only virtually until now. Women who I admire and who's company I enjoy–even though I never even hear their voices.
And this weekend I get to meet them.
I'm going to Dallas on Friday where I'll meet "Pristine", another twin mom who is actually my soul sister. "Manyfeathers", the den mother and entrepreneur who inspires us all with her successful application of The Law of Attraction. "Kozmique", the most talented person I've ever had the pleasure of meeting–online or off. "bellacola", the smart, sassy PhD who I admire both for her education and her hip-factor.
We're going to cook, eat, sing, belly dance, perform Reiki on eachother, give eachother manicures and pedicures, have a bonfire, make beaded jewelry, and share meditations. We're going to bond in person and consummate our friendship with real-life interaction. We're going to have a wonderful fucking time. I simply cannot wait.
Ten Things – 3/16/2009
1. Religious figures found in everyday objects. Because faith comes much more easily when you see Jesus in your toast.
2. Are you on Twitter? Then you absolutely should be following The Mime.
3. In another brilliant show of social excellence, South Africa (where same-sex marriage is actually legal) has been experiencing a rise in 'corrective rape of lesbians', meaning of course, that if a lesbian is raped (especially by multiple parties) she will realize how much better off she would be with a man and instantly be "cured" of her condition. I only wish I was kidding.
4. Jack White is forming a new band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. The Rainbow Vomiting Pandas of Interestingness.
6. Q: How many bad paintings of Barack Obama are there? A: Enough for them to have their own website!
7. Hi! Billy Mays here…
8. At last! After years of searching! The elusive Vault of Bajongas! (Thanks, Lore)
9. Song of the Day:
10. TQS Poll of the Day:
Sign o’ the Times
When searching for “lesbian sign” on yahoo, it makes you turn off your “safe search” function. No images appear. When you turn off “safe search” you see some pretty graphic signs of lesbians.
When searching for “homosexual sign” on yahoo, you get political signs, which is what you were looking for to begin with. You do not have to turn off your “safe search” to view those signs, even if they say “fuck you, I’m gay!”
Lesbians must be too busy having hot lesbian sex to make political signs.



