Archive for December, 2008
Weirdo Post, de ja vu Q
1. What day of the week is it? Fryday
2. In that song, she’ll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Your mom.
3. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? Mark Twain?
4. If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) No. You have to pay extra for the flambe pretzels.
5. What time did you get out of bed today? 6:08
6. Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well? Me. That’s why I hang around in parks after dark.
7. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? It makes their butts look firmer.
8. When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it? Yes. They will even give you an extra one if you ask. I know this because I used to be a customer service manager at a car dealership.
9. Can you hula hoop? Kinda.
10. Do birds pee? Yes. Why do you think the grass is always wet in the morning?
11. Do you gamble? Sometimes. If I feel lucky.
12. What would your reaction be if a stranger walked up to you and asked to take your picture? I’d ask them if they wanted my autograph, too.
13. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Because he’s really a woman.
14. How old does something have to be to become an antique? If it was not made in China, it’s antique.
15. What does a person’s age really mean to you? Nothing. Not a damn thing.
WORD ASSOCIATION- write the 1st thing that comes to mind
PINK- candy
SOAP- suds
SNOW- yellow
LAKE- crater
MILK- cookie
BLUE- balls
RING- Lord of the
YEAR- tax
HEAD- good
FIVE- bucks
Weiro Survey
1. What day of the week is it? Friday!
2. In that song, she’ll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Zooey Dechanel
3. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? Martha Stewart
4. If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) Only on non-blackout dates.
5. What time did you get out of bed today? 6:40am
6. Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well? Gnomes. They’re very greedy.
7. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? So their dangly bits don’t get caught in spinning traps. Duh.
8. When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it? Well, technically, the balloon had the car first.
9. Can you hula hoop? Yes 
10. Do birds pee? Do bees poop?
11. Do you gamble? Only with blogs.
12. What would your reaction be if a stranger walked up to you and asked to take your picture? I’m Internet famous, it happens all the time.
13. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Its too itchy.
14. How old does something have to be to become an antique? Old enough to collect dust. Look, my unfinished book is an antique!
15. What does a person’s age really mean to you? Are they old/young enough for me to use my superior powers of mind control?
WORD ASSOCIATION- write the 1st thing that comes to mind
PINK- taco
SOAP- blackberry
SNOW- PLEASE!
LAKE- Baldwin
MILK- gross
BLUE- moon
RING- dingaling
YEAR- almost over!!!
HEAD- strong
FIVE- for fighting
While this may have seemed like an interesting exercise in blogging, it has not met my expectations for weirdness. Le sigh.
Hi, my name is Lore.
You may remember me from such feature films as “Stop Beating Around the Bush” and “You May Be a Golden God, but You Need to Shave Your Toes.”
Well, I just stopped by to say that I have decided to start selling candy out of my kitchen. I figure if I can make toffee without a candy thermometer and it turn out fucking AMAZING then I need to share this gift with the world. Next, I will attempt to make taffy. Taffy and Toffee. And maybe some coffee. Do you want to boff me?
