Yeah, I think I’m ready to resume blogging.  Man, last month had me spun, yo.  I spent all my time doing damage control, and by the time things cleared up the holidays were upon us, kids were home and things got hectic.

I guess it’s good to take a break now and again.  For one thing, I’ve done some housekeeping on my blogging efforts.  I got rid of a few blogs to simplify my life, and I’m going to focus on five of them:

Gray Gaia – Which is actually my mom’s blog, but I help her edit it and I contribute stuff to it so that she doesn’t have to worry about coming up with fresh content by herself.

Fashion, Evolved – My eco-fashion blog.  I put a lot of work into it last year and had a good response from people, so I want to keep it going.

The Q Speaks – My new blog which is not officially launched yet.  I plan on starting it after the first of the year and its going to be about current events with satirical commentary.  I’ll be launching a video blog in conjunction with this later on in 2009.

Qreative Writing – My freelance writing blog.  I actually had a regular old website before and was considering re-designing it, but my friend Lore said, “Uh, why don’t you just make it a blog?” and I realized that it makes much more sense, considering that I’m a freelance writer.  BRILLIANT!  (I think me and Lore are those Guinness commercial guys).

And of course, Bunny Glitter–which is my no holds barred, let my hair down blog.  My place to burn off steam and commune with my BFF about the most inconsequential and foolish subjects.  You know.  For fun.

I’m looking forward to 2009.  I’m convinced that this is going to be a good year for me.  I went through the fire in 2008 and really found my direction.  Now that I know where I’m headed, I just have to buckle down and get it done.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

3 of Pentacles! Relax, chill out, and enjoy the fruits of your labor. Its a good day for a massage and other earthy pleasures. Go have sex, lots of calming, earthy sex.

I have a headache
Because I watched CNN
Twelve hours today.

If you're angry, then it's at least partly true.

1. What day of the week is it? Fryday
2. In that song, she’ll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Your mom.
3. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? Mark Twain?
4. If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) No.  You have to pay extra for the flambe pretzels.
5. What time did you get out of bed today? 6:08
6. Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well? Me.  That’s why I hang around in parks after dark.
7. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? It makes their butts look firmer.
8. When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it? Yes.  They will even give you an extra one if you ask.  I know this because I used to be a customer service manager at a car dealership.
9. Can you hula hoop? Kinda.
10. Do birds pee? Yes.  Why do you think the grass is always wet in the morning?
11. Do you gamble? Sometimes.  If I feel lucky.
12. What would your reaction be if a stranger walked up to you and asked to take your picture? I’d ask them if they wanted my autograph, too.
13. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Because he’s really a woman.
14. How old does something have to be to become an antique? If it was not made in China, it’s antique.
15. What does a person’s age really mean to you? Nothing.  Not a damn thing.
WORD ASSOCIATION- write the 1st thing that comes to mind

PINK- candy
SOAP- suds
SNOW- yellow
LAKE- crater
MILK- cookie
BLUE- balls
RING- Lord of the
YEAR- tax
HEAD- good
FIVE- bucks

1. What day of the week is it? Friday!
2. In that song, she’ll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Zooey Dechanel
3. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? Martha Stewart
4. If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) Only on non-blackout dates.
5. What time did you get out of bed today? 6:40am
6. Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well? Gnomes. They’re very greedy.
7. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? So their dangly bits don’t get caught in spinning traps. Duh.
8. When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it? Well, technically, the balloon had the car first.
9. Can you hula hoop? Yes
10. Do birds pee? Do bees poop?
11. Do you gamble? Only with blogs.
12. What would your reaction be if a stranger walked up to you and asked to take your picture? I’m Internet famous, it happens all the time.
13. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Its too itchy.
14. How old does something have to be to become an antique? Old enough to collect dust. Look, my unfinished book is an antique!
15. What does a person’s age really mean to you? Are they old/young enough for me to use my superior powers of mind control?
WORD ASSOCIATION- write the 1st thing that comes to mind

PINK- taco
SOAP- blackberry
SNOW- PLEASE!
LAKE- Baldwin
MILK- gross
BLUE- moon
RING- dingaling
YEAR- almost over!!!
HEAD- strong
FIVE- for fighting

While this may have seemed like an interesting exercise in blogging, it has not met my expectations for weirdness. Le sigh.

You know, you could be really successful if you’d just stop being so impulsive.

Just close your eyes for 7 minutes and 25 seconds and enjoy this.

Read all about it…

*sigh*

I just love him.

Being able to adore the POTUS is such a weird–but wonderful–feeling.

The 9 of Swords…

Just go back to bed and save yourself some misery. Today isn’t going to be a fun day, in fact, today is really just going to suck.

Its a really good day to break up with someone… I advise a text message or perhaps a candygram.

You may remember me from such feature films as “Stop Beating Around the Bush” and “You May Be a Golden God, but You Need to Shave Your Toes.”

Well, I just stopped by to say that I have decided to start selling candy out of my kitchen. I figure if I can make toffee without a candy thermometer and it turn out fucking AMAZING then I need to share this gift with the world. Next, I will attempt to make taffy. Taffy and Toffee. And maybe some coffee. Do you want to boff me?

This showed up on a message bord and I’m not sure who is responsible for the original image, but I couldn’t pass up posting it here.  

BWAH!

I’m. An. Or. Din. Ary. Girl…

CNN is reporting on the death of an Ecuadorian immigrant who died after being beaten to death on the streets of NYC.  Police think it is a possible hate-crime.  The perpetrators supposedly yelled out anti-gay and anti-latino epithets before jumping out of the car and beating the ever-living shit out of the guy and his brother.

Let me just say this, America:  You can get off your high horse and stop acting like we’re more civilized than the people who are slaughtering eachother in Africa or the Middle East.  The only reason that shit isn’t taking on a non-stop basis in this country is that we have enough food and money to go around.  You take away the average American’s jobs, their fucking plasma tv, and their money to buy beer and you’ll have the same shit here.

Aren’t we lucky that we  managed to steal a continent that had lots of natural resources?

Wake up kids
We’ve got the dreamers disease…

The King of Cups!

Hey, playa, settle down and use your smarmy techniques for good, not evil.