All that Fashion, Evolved needs is Love.

BunnyGlitter gets greasy.

Gender, boys and toe nail polish are on a hippy chick’s mind.

The reality of MamaBirdie.

HippyMom loves boundaries.

Melia is bugged about something…

LoCoWomen.com wants to know your deep, dark secrets.

Crazycase goes up, up and away!

I awoke from a strange dream. It was strange only because it was exceptionally normal, except for the appearance of a small phone in the shape of a dental floss container. That phone was the only means of contact that The Q and I had as we nosed our way through our days of eco-living and trying to figure out what we’re going to be when we grow up. Oddly, there was no blogging involved.

After cup #1 of coffee, I began to search for a photo of the dental floss container/phone to post here on BG and came across (its a rhyme!) Bacon Floss! (gag).

Who needs minty fresh teeth, when you can have piggy fresh teeth! Your co-workers and the moms at the playground will love your sparkling, greasy teeth and just imagine how well that floss goes with coffee! Yum!

Not to be outdone, the people at Gear Diary have also brought us Squeeze Bacon! (double gag).

Because nothing says hot summer BBQ time like a flask of bacon. All joking aside, this is my dedication to The Q:

Tarot shucks her oyster on HippyMom.

Denial comforts Mom of the Year, Melia.

Time may change a hippy chick, but she can’t change time…

Worn down, but not out, Crazycase keeps on keepin’ on!

Mama Duck can’t wait for winter!

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I, um, finally activated the anti-spam that I thought I activated months ago. Sorry.

Melia Lore talks about the most important word in the English language:  Choice.

Forgiveness. Isolation. Terror. This ain’t no fluffy bunny tarot.

Looking at the Last Page First Really Shines When…

Feed Your Spirit With Music at Calming Winds.

Gray Gaia Remembers Farah Fawcett.

I had a best friend.

She was recently eaten by the EcoMonster.

I am asking for memorials to be sent to me in the form of olives, hummus or crushed ice.

LeSigh.

Every once in a while, you run across something on the internets what makes you go, “EH!?”  This photo is a perfect example.  I found it here, among many other disturbing photos of celebrities with their faces photoshopped upside down on their own heads.  Disturbing enough, to be sure.  But this contributor decided to take things a step further.  Not only did he put President Obama’s face upside down, but he decided that it would be even more effective if he were doing a handstand while hovering over a semi with a menacing cloud in the background.

The only thing that could make this picture more ridiculous is if it were on black velvet.

No Doubt, Crazycase had a blast… mostly

LadyHawk has her head in the clouds

Fashion, evolved don’t know much, but they know they love shoes….

Gray Gaia loves her gray!

We are family to Mama Duck… and right back ‘atcha!

MamaBirdie, Coyotes and Chance

a hippy chick battles the blog monster!

RAWR! Melia’s Venus in Leo is strutting her stuff!

nataliedee.com

Found here.

Mama Duck’s Dream Deserves an Oscar!

In My Crazy Life is seeking…herself?

Fashion, Evolved interviews Juliane Camposano of Roselwear.

Join us in a round of Electric Kool-Aid at Hippymom.com!

Melia Lore has a Vulva Skirt. No, I’m not kidding.

She’s not sad…she’s A Hippy Chick.

Gray Gaia invites you to Embrace the Goddess Soleil!

Looking at the Last Page First is FREE, BABY! FREE!

Found here.

I’ll be Rose if you want to be Dorothy!

May I present…Melia Lore and the Vulva Skirt!

FUCK. YOU.

Love,

The Q

Its the quasi-weekly blog theme – “F” Words!

In her HM Blog Debut, the big monster learns forgiveness

a hippy chick gets frivolous. Shocking.

Frankly, Melia, we’re not surprised you wrote about feminism.

MamaDuck brags about her friend’s freezer

Name:

Josh Person

Hometown:

Small Town Iowa. It’s probably the thing I hate most in life.

What is your occupation?

Watch Hulu videos until my boss walks into my office.

What professional accomplishment are you most proud of?

There is nothing professional about me, but if I had to pick one it’d be the fact that I’ve stayed at the same miserable job for 8 years.

What academic accomplishment are you most proud of?

I once made it through two accounting classes in one term without slicing wrists.

What personal accomplishment are you most proud of?

Keeping my blog AbsurdlyAwesome.com the most unpopular website of all the internets.

What is your favorite word?

I’m a big fan of the word “slag” in reference to a not so lady-like lady. I also overuse the following: verisimilitude, mendacious and boobs.

What is your least favorite word?

My least favorite words are usually uttered by women whom I ask on dates. Those include: loser, asshole and rapist face.

What would you choose as your “last meal”?

I’d probably attempt to get some human flesh. I’m going to die anyways so I might as well see what all of the hullabaloo is about. If that didn’t work out I’d probably just go with something that would give me horrible indigestion so dying wouldn’t be so bad.

What’s your favorite guilty pleasure?

I despise the term “guilty pleasure”. I’m not going to feel guilty about legitimately liking something for one reason or another… Maybe I’ve just been turned off to the phrase from all the pretentious assholes I end up talking to. They usually call a show that I really get into a guilty pleasure and then I jam a pen cap in their eyes.

Describe your favorite pair of shoes.

I only wear boots because I’m a tiny man. My boots are responsible for the little amount of self confidence I do have. If I was forced to wear only flip-flops for the rest of my life I wouldn’t leave my apartment.

When do you feel happiest?

Usually when I’m driving around outside of town listening to some good music and having a smoke… Particularly when there’s a steady rain going and coffee involved.

Name one book that changed your perception of the world.

“What’s reading? Lololol…” I know so many people who put that on their MySpace or Facebook pages and I hate them so much for it. It’s as common and stupid as putting “99” as your age. I don’t know if any single book has changed my perception of the world, but reading tons of Albert Camus’ books and essays, my perception has probably shifted a bit.

If they made a movie of your life, which actor/actress would play you?

Probably Charlie Day from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia just because of the height and facial hair. Either that or Samuel L Jackson.

What are five things you’d like to do before you die?

1. Be on the run from the government in a situation where I’d be considered the good guy.
2. Learn how to be a ninja.
3. Get over my completely rational fear of clowns.
4. Talk to a girl without it being completely awkward.
5. Become famous for all the wrong reasons.

The world would be a better place if…

Everyone was exactly like me, except shorter so I would be their king.

What is your opinion of Oprah?

She’s like the sheep herder of fat, middle aged housewives. Anyone who is already a cancer to society and then makes the mustache faced Dr Phil famous should automatically get drowned in a river of acid.

Do you dance?

I’d like to quote my all time hero Bill Hicks here with “Real men don’t dance. They sit, sweat and curse.”

What is one product that you think lives up to its claims?

If I didn’t know any better I’d have to say any product for “male enhancement” just because their advertisements are becoming more and more frequent. If it was all a scam they’d be banned, right?… Right?

What is the most beautiful place you’ve ever been?

Before I developed my severe hatred for people I’d have to say New York City, because I love cities. Since the hate has kicked in I’d have to go with Las Vegas where I’d sit at a poker table for 10 hours straight and try to take money from douches.

What is the most interesting thing about you?

Probably how I can act like a cocky asshole who is on top of the world one minute, and then seem like I hate myself the next. I often switch between the two in the same sentence.

Do you ski?

I’ve never gone skiing. I was going to snowboard once until I started walking towards the hill and saw a guy spasm cart wheeling down it at 100mph.

Describe yourself in five words.

Absurd. Insane. Comical. Tubular. Quesadilla.