BunnyGlitter.com – Proof that astrology has a mind of its own.

Some people can’t stand the sound of nails on a chalkboard, or bad grammar. Me? I hate when people fuck up lyrics to songs. Especially songs I love. Drives me batty. There, you now have my kryptonite. Enjoy.

On the other hand, I love, love, love the “Misheard Lyrics” videos. I’m a paradox. Bite me… and enjoy

Name:
William

Hometown:
Walls, MS (or Memphis, TN) – same place really

What is your occupation?
Records Manager/Actor – however, the latter is not something I get paid for in a manner that would sustain a life.

What professional accomplishment are you most proud of?
Getting my first prof acting gig at 16.

What academic accomplishment are you most proud of?
Valedictorian in HS, My Senior Thesis in college (the 8th Chronicle of Narnia).

What personal accomplishment are you most proud of?
Getting to be on the documentary DVDs for Halloween movies and Nightmare on Elm St movies.

What is your favorite word?
party

What is your least favorite word?
just one? really? any word used to hold someone back or oppress.

What would you choose as your “last meal”?
I think it would have to be my grandmother’s buttermilk fried chicken, homemade rolls and honey, fresh shucked black eyed peas, with her homemade fried apple pies w ice cream.

What’s your favorite guilty pleasure?
Right now, it’s Pretty Little Liars and True Beauty.

Describe your favorite pair of shoes.
Slip on faux leather looking shoes. Easy to put on and wear, but a little dressier than your average shoe.

When do you feel happiest?
Usually in my office playing music and acting extremely silly while performing dance routines to my reflection in the screen.

Name one book that changed your perception of the world.
Amityville Horror. Don’t laugh. I was young and it resonated that if you believe in the mystical via your religion or whatever, that evil can reach you. I had a crucifix by my bed for years after.

If they made a movie of your life, which actor/actress would play you?
Probably Nathan Lane since I have heard if a bazillion times (and the likeness ends after chubby and gay). But he’s great, and if they were making a movie about me, I’d be too fabulous, rich and above it all to give a crap. I also heard for a while that I looked like Russell Crowe (when I was much thinner and had a ceasar cut, and he had just done Gladiator). Don’t ask. They said it to me.

What are five things you’d like to do before you die?
Make my own movies; meet Madonna, George Lucas & Wes Craven (that’s one thing, btw); raise a brood of lovely spawn; visit the Greek temples, Stonehenge, & Loch Ness; and win a million bucks. Really, I just want galactic peace.

The world would be a better place if…
…people actually paid attention to the facts and didn’t resist change so much.

Do you dance?
Always.  In my shower, in my car, in a chair, on the floor. I really can’t be stopped.

What is one product that you think lives up to its claims?
I REALLY like the electric toothbrush I have. I hate brushing my teeth. But this is just two minutes a day and all I do is hold it in place around my mouth and it vibrates and whirs and does all the hard work and my teeth are super clean. My dentist is very thankful for it.

What is the most beautiful place you’ve ever been?
Surprisingly (or not), cemeteries. I realized once that no matter how close you might be to traffic, cemeteries are strangely peaceful and calm places with little noise. And some of the decor on the graves is amazing.

What is the most interesting thing about you?
That I say what is on my mind. You really don’t have to worry about me “putting on a face” around people. Some can’t hang with it. I never do it out of malice, but from that true honest place where people actually tell each other when the outfit sucks, so when we say it looks great, the compliment actually means something.

Do you ski?
Never did. I do, however, love to get dragged behind a boat on a tube. I can just lay there like a big whale.

Describe yourself in five words.
Bitchy. Loyal. Intelligent. Creative. Dance.

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• Marshmallows
• Haters
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Some people online

Lack communication skills.

They are just fuckers.